The Master Episode Archive: 1972 - 1977
Lamont buys a porcelain figure for $15, only to find it's worth a fortune. Fred and Lamont go to an auction to "pump" the price, but Fred’s greed backfires.
It’s Fred’s 65th. Lamont tries to be nice, taking him to Fiddler on the Roof and Chinese food. Fred hates every second of it.
Lamont is set to marry Crystal, but Fred’s interference and the bride's cold feet lead to an altar abandonment.
Fred gets a "hunch" on a lottery number. Lamont refuses to play it, leading to a massive "what if" when the number wins.
The legendary rivalry with neighbor Julio Fuentes begins. Fred's prejudices meet Julio's kindness in a classic comedic clash.
Lamont embraces his roots, changing his name to Kalunda. Fred counters by becoming "The King of the Watusi."
Fred tries to get back his old blues records that Lamont gave away to a museum by pretending to be the son of the legendary artist.
In one of the most famous episodes, Fred acts as his own lawyer in traffic court, taking on the police and the judge with hilarious results.
A three-part epic where Fred and Lamont go to Hawaii. Fred accidentally becomes a jewel smuggler for a local gang.
To avoid paying property taxes, Fred starts his own "church" in the living room, leading to a confrontation with Aunt Esther.
Fred drove a 1951 Ford F1 pickup truck. It became one of the most recognizable vehicles in television history.
It was his ultimate manipulation tactic to get Lamont to stay in the junk business or do him favors, always shouting to his deceased wife, Elizabeth.
The exterior shots were of a real home in Los Angeles, but all interior scenes were filmed on a soundstage at NBC Studios.
After a long stint in St. Louis, Fred returns home unexpectedly. Lamont and Grady had planned a massive "Welcome Home" bash, but Fred's early arrival and typical cantankerous mood turn the celebration into a comedic disaster of misplaced decorations and hidden guests.
In a plot driven by greed, Fred discovers that Lamont stands to inherit a significant sum of money from a distant relative—but only if he produces a male heir named George. Fred spends the episode trying to force Lamont into a marriage he isn't ready for, leading to a classic "Big One" when Lamont refuses.
While sorting through a load of "high-class junk," Fred finds a ring engraved with initials that lead him to believe it once belonged to Frank Sinatra. The episode follows Fred’s delusional journey to Beverly Hills to return the ring and get a reward, only to realize the "Sinatra" in question is someone much less famous.
Grady Wilson finds love! When Grady announces his engagement, Fred becomes incredibly jealous of the time Grady is spending away from the junkyard. Fred attempts to sabotage the relationship by "testing" the lady's loyalty, nearly ruining his best friendship in the process.
Lamont buys a collection of old radio equipment and hopes to start a pirate radio station. Fred takes over the microphone as "The Sanford Soul Man," broadcasting his grievances about the neighborhood until the FCC (and the local police, Smitty and Hoppy) show up to shut down the "Tower of Power."
A minor tremor hits Los Angeles. While Lamont remains calm, Fred is convinced that the Apocalypse is beginning. He spends the episode "prepping" the house, which mostly involves eating all the canned goods and trying to reconcile with Aunt Esther so he can get into heaven.
Fred decides that the "junk" business is too low-brow and attempts to host a "Boutique Garage Sale" for the wealthy residents of the surrounding hills. The contrast between Fred's rusty treasures and the high-society expectations of his customers provides some of the season's sharpest wit.
A local community theater group wants to use the Sanford scrapyard as a backdrop for a play. Fred, naturally, insists on being the lead actor and director. His "method acting" drives the production into the ground, leading to a legendary standoff with the real director.
Inspired by the televised games, Fred and his buddies (Grady and Bubba) decide to hold their own "Senior Junkyard Olympics." Events include the "Tire Throw" and the "Hubcap Discus." The episode is a heartwarming look at the camaraderie of the older characters in the show.